20. Worst Water: Snapple Agave Melon Antioxidant Water (1 bottle, 20 fl oz)


150 calories , 0 g fat , 33 g sugars


Sugar Equivalent: 2 Good Humor Chocolate Éclair Bars


While “Worst Water” may sound like an oxymoron, the devious minds in the bottled beverage industry have even found a way to besmirch the sterling reputation of the world’s most essential compound. Sure, you may get a few extra vitamins, but ultimately, you’re paying a premium price for gussied-up sugar water. Next time you buy a bottle of water, check the recipe: You want two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen, and very little else.




0 calories , 0 g sugars



19. Worst Bottled Tea: SoBe Green Tea (1 bottle, 20 fl oz)


240 calories, 0 g fat, 61 g sugars


Sugar Equivalent: 4 slices Sara Lee Cherry Pie


Leave it to SoBe to take an otherwise healthy bottle of tea and inject it with enough sugar to turn it into dessert. The Pepsi-owned company’s flagship line, composed of 11 flavors with names like “Nirvana” and “Cranberry Grapefruit Elixir,” is marketed to give consumers the impression that it can cleanse the body, mind, and spirit. Don’t be fooled. Just like this bottle of green tea, all of these beverages are made with two primary ingredients: water and sugar.


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Honest Tea Green Dragon Tea (1 bottle, 16 fl oz)


60 calories, 0 g fat, 16 g sugars



18. Worst Energy Drink: Rockstar Energy Drink (1 can, 16 fl oz)


280 calories, 0 g fat , 62 g sugars


Sugar Equivalent: 6 Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Doughnuts


None of the energy provided by these full-sugar drinks could ever justify the caloric load, but Rockstar’s take is especially frightening. One can provides nearly as much sugar as half a box of Nilla Wafers. In fact, it has 60 more calories than the same amount of Red Bull and 80 more than a can of Monster. If you’re going to guzzle, better choose one of the low-cal options. We like Monster; it offers all the caffeine and B vitamins with just enough sugar to cut through the funky extracts.


Monster Lo-Carb (1 can, 16 fl oz)


20 calories, 0 g fat, 6 g sugars



17. Worst Bottled Coffee: Starbucks Vanilla Frappuccino (1 bottle, 13.7 fl oz)


290 calories, 4.5 g fat (2.5 g saturated), 45 g sugars


Sugar Equivalent: 32 Nilla Wafers


With an unreasonable number of calorie landmines peppered across Starbucks’ in-store menu, you’d think the company would want to use its grocery line to restore faith in its ability to provide caffeine without testing the limits of your belt buckle. Guess not. This drink has been on our radar for years, and we still haven’t managed to find a bottled coffee with more sugar. Consider this—along with Starbucks’ miniature Espresso and Cream Doubleshot—your worst option for a morning pickup.


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Illy Issimo Caffè (1 can, 6.8 fl oz)


50 calories, 0 g fat, 11 g sugars



16. Worst Soda: Sunkist (1 bottle, 20 fl oz)


320 calories, 0 g fat, 84 g sugars


Sugar Equivalent: 6 Breyers Oreo Ice Cream Sandwiches


Wait . . . but aren’t all sodas equally terrible? It’s true they all earn 100 percent of their calories from sugar, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t still varying levels of atrocity. Despite the perception of healthfulness, fruity sodas tend to carry more sugar than their cola counterparts, and none make that more apparent than the tooth-achingly sweet Sunkist. But what seals the orange soda’s fate on our list of worsts is its reliance on the artificial colors yellow 6 and red 40—two chemicals that may be linked to behavioral and concentration problems in children.


Izze Sparkling Clementine (1 bottle, 12 fl oz)


120 calories, 0 g fat, 27 g sugars



15. Worst Beer: Sierra Nevada Bigfoot (1 bottle, 12 fl oz)


330 calories, 0 g fat, 32.1 g carbohydrates, 9.6% alcohol


Carbohydrate Equivalent: 12-pack of Michelob Ultra


Most beers carry fewer than 175 calories, but even your average extra-heady brew rarely eclipses 250. That makes Sierra’s Bigfoot the undisputed beast of the beer jungle. Granted, the alcohol itself provides most of the calories, but it’s the extra heft of carbohydrates that helps stuff nearly 2,000 calories into each six-pack. For comparison, Budweiser has 10.6 grams of carbs, Blue Moon has 13, and Guinness Draught has 10. Let’s hope the appearance of this gut-inducing guzzler in your fridge is as rare as encounters with the fabled beast himself.


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Leinenkugel’s Fireside Nut Brown Ale (1 bottle, 12 fl oz)


155 calories, 13.4 g carbohydrates, 4.9% alcohol



14. Worst Kids’ Drink: Tropicana Tropical Fruit Fury Twister (1 bottle, 20 fl oz)


340 calories, 0 g fat, 60 g sugars


Sugar Equivalent: Two 7-ounce canisters Reddi-wip


Don’t let Tropicana’s reputation for unadulterated OJ lead you to believe that the company is capable of doing no wrong. As a Pepsi subsidiary, it’s inevitable that they’ll occasionally delve into soda-like territory. The Twister line is just that: a drink with 10 percent juice and 90 percent sugar laced with a glut of artificial flavors and coloring. You could actually save 200 calories by choosing a can of Pepsi instead.


Honest Kids Tropical Tango Punch (1 pouch, 6.75 fl oz)


40 calories, 0 g fat, 10 g sugars



13. Worst Functional Beverage: Arizona Rx Energy (1 can, 23 fl oz)


345 calories, 0 g fat, 83 g sugars


Sugar Equivalent: 6 Cinnamon Roll Pop-Tarts


Obviously Arizona took great pains in making sure this can came out looking like something you’d find in a pharmacy. But if your pharmacist ever tries to sell you this much sugar, he should have his license revoked. And if it’s energy you’re after, this isn’t your best vehicle. Caffeine is the only compound in the bottle that’s been proven to provide energy, and the amount found within is about what you’d get from a weak cup of coffee.


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Glaceau Vitamin Water 10 Revitalize Green Tea (1 bottle, 20 fl oz)


25 calories, 0 g fat, 8 g sugars



12. Worst Juice Imposter: Arizona Kiwi Strawberry (1 can, 23 fl oz)


345 calories, 0 g fat, 81 g sugars


Sugar Equivalent: 7 bowls of Froot Loops


The twisted minds at the Arizona factory outdid themselves with this nefarious concoction, a can the size of a bazooka loaded with enough of the sweet stuff to blast your belly with 42 sugar cubes. The most disturbing part isn’t that it masks itself as some sort of healthy juice product (after all, hundreds of products are guilty of the same crime), but that this behemoth serving size costs just $.99, making its contents some of the cheapest calories we’ve ever stumbled across.


Fuze Slenderize Strawberry Melon (1 bottle, 18.5 fl oz)


20 calories, 0 g fat, 2 g sugars



11. Worst Espresso Drink: Starbucks Peppermint White Chocolate Mocha with Whipped Cream (venti, 20 fl oz)


660 calories, 22 g fat (15 g saturated), 95 g sugars


Sugar Equivalent: 8½ scoops Edy’s Slow Churned Rich and Creamy Coffee Ice Cream


Hopefully this will dispel any lingering fragments of the “health halo” that still exists in coffee shops—that misguided belief that espresso-based beverages can’t do much damage. In this 20-ounce cup, Starbucks manages to pack in more calories and saturated fat than two slices of deep-dish sausage and pepperoni pizza from Domino’s. That makes it the equivalent of dinner and dessert disguised as a cup of coffee. If you want a treat, look to Starbucks’ supply of sugar-free syrups; if you want a caffeine buzz, stick to the regular joe, an Americano, or a cappuccino.


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Cinnamon Dolce Latte with Sugar-Free Syrup (grande, 16 fl oz)


260 calories, 6 g fat (4 g saturated), 38 g sugars



10. Worst Lemonade: Auntie Anne’s Wild Cherry Lemonade Mixer (32 fl oz)


470 calories, 0 g fat, 110 g sugars


Sugar Equivalent: 11 bowls of Cookie Crisp cereal


There is no such thing as healthy lemonade, but Auntie’s line of Lemonade Mixers takes the concept of hyper-sweetened juice and stretches it to dangerous new levels. See, sugar digests faster than good-for-you nutrients like protein and fiber, which means it’s in your blood almost immediately after you swallow it. Drinking the 3 or 4 days’ worth of added sugar found here jacks your blood sugar and results in strain to your kidneys, the creation of new fat molecules, and the desire to eat more. Ouch.


Diet Lemonade (21 fl oz)


15 calories, 0 g fat, 0 g sugars



9. Worst Hot Chocolate: Starbucks White Hot Chocolate with Whipped Cream (venti, 20 fl oz)


520 calories, 16 g fat (11 g saturated), 75 g sugars


Sugar Equivalent: 9 Strawberry Rice Krispie Treats


See that stack of Rice Krispie Treats? It’s just three treats shy of two full boxes. Unless you were a contestant on Fear Factor—and there was a sizeable monetary prize on the line—you’d never even consider noshing down that much sugar at once. But here’s what’s interesting: While that stack is the sugar counterpart to this atrocity from Starbucks, it still has 40 percent less saturated fat. Makes us wonder what’s going on in the hot chocolate. Stick to beverages with single-flavor profiles instead of pile-on recipes like this and you’ll fare better every time.


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Hot Chocolate with Nonfat Milk (grande, 16 fl oz)


240 calories, 2.5 g fat (0.5 g saturated), 40 g sugars



8. Worst Frozen Coffee Drink: Dairy Queen Caramel MooLatte (24 fl oz)


870 calories, 24 g fat (19 g saturated, 1 g trans), 112 g sugars


Sugar Equivalent: 12 Dunkin’ Donuts Bavarian Kreme Doughnuts


Coffee-dessert hybrids are among the worst breed of beverages. This one delivers 1 gram of fat and 4.6 grams of sugar in every ounce, making even Starbucks’ over-the-top line of Frappuccinos look like decent options. Maybe that’s why DQ decided to give it a name that alludes to the animal it promises to turn you into. If you can bring yourself to skip DQ and head to a coffee shop instead, order a large iced latte with a couple shots of flavored syrup and save some 600 calories. But if you’re stuck where you are, you’re better off pairing a small treat with a regular cup of joe.


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Small Chocolate Ice Cream Cone with a Medium Cup of Coffee


240 calories, 7 g fat (5 g saturated), 25 g sugars



7. Worst Margarita: Traditional Red Lobster Lobsterita (24 fl oz)


890 calories, 0 g fat, 183 g carbohydrates


Carbohydrate Equivalent: 7 Almond Joy candy bars


Of all the egregious beverages we’ve analyzed, the Lobsterita surprised us the most. The nation’s biggest fish purveyor is one of the few big players in the restaurant biz to provide its customers with a wide selection of truly healthy food options. We would hope they’d do the same with the beverages, but obviously not. Drink one of these every Friday night and you’ll put on more than a pound of flab each month. Downgrade to a regular margarita on the rocks and pocket the remaining 640 calories.


Red Lobster Classic Margarita on the Rocks


250 calories, 0 g fat, 22 g carbohydrates



6. Worst Float: Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream Soda (vanilla ice cream and cola) (large, 28.6 fl oz)


960 calories, 40 g fat (25 g saturated, 1.5 g trans), 136 g sugars


Sugar Equivalent: 9.7 Fudgsicle fudge bars


Done right, an ice cream float can be a decent route to indulgence. Go to A&W and you’ll land a medium for fewer than 400 calories. Order it with diet soda and you’ve dropped below 200 calories. So why can’t Baskin-Robbins make even a small float with fewer than 470 calories? Because apparently the chain approaches the art of beverage-crafting as a challenge to squeeze in as much fat and sugar as possible. Whatever you order, plan on splitting it with a friend.


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Ice Cream Float (vanilla ice cream and root beer) (small, 16.9 fl oz)


470 calories, 20 g fat (13 g saturated, 0.5 g trans), 68 g sugars



5. Worst Frozen Fruit Drink: Krispy Kreme Lemon Sherbet Chiller (20 fl oz)


980 calories, 40 g fat (36 g saturated), 115 g sugars


Sugar Equivalent: 16 medium-size chocolate eclairs


Imagine taking a regular can of soda, pouring in 18 extra teaspoons of sugar, and then swirling in half a cup of heavy cream. Nutritionally speaking, that’s exactly what this is, which is how it manages to marry nearly 2 days’ worth of saturated fat with enough sugar to leave you with a serious sucrose hangover. Do your heart a favor and avoid any of Krispy Kreme’s “Kremey” beverages. The basic Chillers aren’t the safest of sippables either, but they’ll save you up to 880 calories.


Very Berry Chiller (20 fl oz)


290 calories, 0 g fat, 71 g sugars



4. Worst Frozen Mocha: Così Double Oh! Arctic Mocha (gigante, 23 fl oz)


662 calories, 26 g fat (15 g saturated), 88 g sugars


Sugar Equivalent: 19 Oreo Cookies


The good news here is that this drink used to be twice as bad—and used to contain as much sugar as in 41 Oreo Cookies (pictured). The bad news is that even though it’s halved the calories, it’s still a piece of work. A frozen mocha will never be a stellar option, but we’ve still never come across anything that competes with this cookie-coffee-milkshake hybrid from Così. Essentially it’s a mocha Blizzard made with Oreo cookies and topped with whipped cream and an oversize Oreo. The result is a beverage with more calories than two Big Macs and more sugar than any other drink in America.


Chocolate Covered Strawberry Smoothie (12 oz)


316 calories, 12 g fat (8 g saturated), 37 g sugars



3. Worst Drive-Thru Shake: McDonald’s Triple Thick Chocolate Shake (large, 32 fl oz)


1,160 calories, 27 g fat (16 g saturated, 2 g trans), 168 g sugars


Sugar Equivalent: 13 McDonald’s Baked Hot Apple Pies


There are very few milk shakes in America worthy of your hard-earned calories, but few will punish you as thoroughly as this Mickey D’s drive-thru disaster. Not only does it have more than half your day’s caloric and saturated fat allotment and more sugar than you’d find in Willy Wonka’s candy lab, but Ronald even finds a way to sneak in a full day of cholesterol-spiking trans fat. The scariest part about this drink is that it’s most likely America’s most popular milk shake.


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Hot Fudge Sundae (small, 6.3 oz)


330 calories, 10 g fat (7 g saturated), 48 g sugars



2. Worst Smoothie: Smoothie King Peanut Power Plus Grape (large, 40 fl oz)


1,498 calories, 44 g fat (8 g saturated), 214 g sugars


Sugar Equivalent: 20 Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups


If Smoothie King wants someone to blame for landing this high on our worst beverages roundup (and truth be told, its entire menu is riddled with contenders), the chain should point the smoothie straw at whichever executive came up with the cup-sizing structure. Sending someone out the door with a 40-ounce cup should be a criminal offense. Who really needs a third of a gallon of sweetened peanut butter blended with grape juice, milk, and bananas? Sugar-and-fat-loaded smoothies like this should be served from 12-ounce cups, not mini kegs.


High Protein Banana (small, 20 fl oz)


322 calories, 9 g fat (1 g saturated), 23 g sugars



1. Worst Beverage in America: Cold Stone PB&C (Gotta Have It size, 24 fl oz)


2,010 calories, 131 g fat (68 g saturated), 153 g sugars


Sugar Equivalent: 30 Chewy Chips Ahoy Cookies


In terms of saturated fat, drinking this Cold Stone catastrophe is like slurping up 68 strips of bacon. Health experts recommend capping your saturated fat intake at about 20 grams per day, yet this beverage packs more than three times that into a cup the size of a Chipotle burrito. But here’s what’s worse: No regular shake at Cold Stone, no matter what the size, has fewer than 1,000 calories. If you must drink your ice cream, make it one of the creamery’s “Sinless” options. Otherwise you’d better plan on buying some bigger pants on the way home.


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Sinless Oh Fudge Shake (Like It size, 16 fl oz)


490 calories, 2 g fat (2 g saturated), 44 g sugars




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